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(n.) SHO-ta-cat; One of the famed pedopals such as Pedobear. While Pedobear is oft referred to have a fixation with lolita girls and subsequently children in general, Shotacat has a fixation with shota, or in other words, with young boys.
Shotacat is the second-most well-known pedopal to Pedobear.
Shotacat says, "I needs more boys."
by Brodie Cumberland January 03, 2008

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n. vagina that once had, will be remembered for the rest of your remaining life...due to contracting a venereal disease that will put you in the graveyard.
It is a common feature most likely to be found on crack whores, town bicycles, and most any unclean woman.
When I was a young man, my father told me not to mess around with girls of ill repute, as they were most likely to have graveyard pussy. And as tempting as it might be, you don't want any of that graveyard pussy.
by Brodie Cumberland May 26, 2008

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n. the female ovaries.
n. a person or more commonly a group of people who can't get anything correct and attempt to make out that their shortcomings are your fault, or simply someone or some group who continually fucks up.
See also: cuntnut(s), asshat.
The people at the Chik-Fil-A last night were total twatnuts and tried to stiff me on waffle fries and my cookies and creme milkshake. Then they tried to say that I didn't order them, until I showed them the receipt. What twatnuts!
by Brodie Cumberland May 20, 2008

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