Shocktop

When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.

I wasn't really feeling him but then he gave some bombass shocktop.

by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018

ShockTop

A person who your suprised to learn is a Top

Dont sue me but, Sarah is such a ShockTop. Her and Sussan are such a funny couple. I love watching them kiss. Such a shock

by sam4sam May 5, 2025

Shocktap

A sexual maneuver in which you take your index and middle finger, stick it into someone's ass, and proceed to spread open your fingers and lick in between them. It is the advanced version of the ever popular 'Shocker'

That girl loves it when I shocktap her ass

by Master of the Shocktap May 5, 2009

socktopus

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.

My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.

by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

socktopus

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.

Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.

by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

Shock Top

A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE

I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.

by UnWERTzacht October 21, 2008

Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012