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shockbait 

Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.
Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
shockbait by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023

Shocktopus 

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.
With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.
Shocktopus by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

SHOCKTABULOUS 

to describe most amazing shocking thing ever known to man!
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)
chick: hey nice to meet you
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure

*after sex*

chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!

Shocktoberfest 

the act of performing the shocker while drinking a beer and munching a bratwurst
"Dude, lastnight i pulled off the shocktoberfest on heidi,
didnt spill my beer but got brat on her ass!"
Shocktoberfest by dr fupa December 12, 2007

Shocktober

It's SHOCKtober ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ u know what that means ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… HOG hooking awareness month ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ™† โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘… send this to 12 of your closest duo partners๐Ÿ‘ญ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ that love that mercy pocket ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒSTRIKER - O - WEEN๐ŸŽƒis upon us!! If you get this message โœ‰ you are CHAD OF THE MATCHA !!! Forward this to 7๏ธโƒฃ of the ๐Ÿ†GAMEREST๐Ÿ† GAYMERS๐Ÿ’ โ™‚๏ธthat you know will get some ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ soon !!! If you don't be prepared ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ for 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃdays of bad luckโš ๐Ÿ€โ—โ—ATTENTIONโ—โ—๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปAll HALLOWEEN๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ธ MAINTANKS ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’…ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKYโ˜ YOU KNOW THAT THAT MEANS๐Ÿ‘GET ๐Ÿ‘ŠPUNCHED๐Ÿ‘Š BY A ๐Ÿ’€DOOMFIST ๐Ÿ’€SHOVE โœŠ๐ŸญCANDY ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐ŸฌIN YOUR ๐Ÿ‘‰SOLO QUE ๐Ÿ˜ฝAND๐Ÿ™… โ™‚๏ธDONT๐Ÿ™… โ™€๏ธFORGET๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ŒTO SUCK SOME๐Ÿ‘จ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘จSUPER๐Ÿ’‰HOG๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆSO PUT YOUR๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘‘COSTUMES AND GO๐Ÿšช DOOR TO DOOR ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆBEGGING FOR THAT๐Ÿ˜GOOD GOOD POCKET๐Ÿ˜ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ โ˜ SPOOKY ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘MOTHS๐ŸŒฎ TO๐Ÿ‘SHOW๐Ÿ’ โ™‚๏ธ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ŸซCHOCOLATE๐Ÿซ COVERED ๐Ÿ†ANS๐ŸŒฝ
Noonie: are you ready for shocktober? get your slpySF on!
Sleepy: what's shocktober?
Noonie: omg sleepy you are such a noob.
Shocktober by Lelittleshrimp October 8, 2020

shocktooey 

An emphasis of any emotion. And Exclamation(!).
Shocktooey! The cat got ran over by the hillbilly's pickup truck.
shocktooey by mississippiwade June 22, 2014