shocktoba
When your playing clash Royale in class and the boys just got a three crown win, yell shocktoba for everyone to hear
shocktoba by Shocktobalova October 27, 2021
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shockbait
Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.
Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
shockbait by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023
Related Words
shocktoba • Shocktoberfest • Shocktober • shockbait • shockoastic • shockolate • Shockolated • SHOCKTABULOUS • shocktooey • Shocktopus
Shocktopus
Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.
Shocktopus by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012
SHOCKTABULOUS
to describe most amazing shocking thing ever known to man!
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)
chick: hey nice to meet you
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure
*after sex*
chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure
*after sex*
chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!
SHOCKTABULOUS by that awesomely awesome chick September 30, 2007
Shocktoberfest
"Dude, lastnight i pulled off the shocktoberfest on heidi,
didnt spill my beer but got brat on her ass!"
didnt spill my beer but got brat on her ass!"
Shocktoberfest by dr fupa December 12, 2007
Shocktober
It's SHOCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 HOG hooking awareness month 😮🙆 ♂️👅 send this to 12 of your closest duo partners👭 😈 that love that mercy pocket 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃STRIKER - O - WEEN🎃is upon us!! If you get this message ✉ you are CHAD OF THE MATCHA !!! Forward this to 7️⃣ of the 🍆GAMEREST🍆 GAYMERS💁 ♂️that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't be prepared 🙎 ♂️ for 6️⃣9️⃣days of bad luck⚠🍀❗❗ATTENTION❗❗💀👻All HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 MAINTANKS 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY☠YOU KNOW THAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊PUNCHED👊 BY A 💀DOOMFIST 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉SOLO QUE 😽AND🙅 ♂️DONT🙅 ♀️FORGET😩🙌TO SUCK SOME👨 ❤️ 👨SUPER💉HOG🍆💦SO PUT YOUR👗👑COSTUMES AND GO🚪 DOOR TO DOOR 🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT😍GOOD GOOD POCKET😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠SPOOKY 👻🍑MOTHS🌮 TO👁SHOW💁 ♂️ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆ANS🌽
Noonie: are you ready for shocktober? get your slpySF on!
Sleepy: what's shocktober?
Noonie: omg sleepy you are such a noob.
Sleepy: what's shocktober?
Noonie: omg sleepy you are such a noob.
Shocktober by Lelittleshrimp October 8, 2020
shocktooey
shocktooey by mississippiwade June 22, 2014
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