awesomeselflover's definitions

shmooff

when a dog licks themselves

That dog needs to stop shmooffing! That's disgusting!

by awesomeselflover October 27, 2010

angle cold

when it seems you have a cold, but then you change the position of your body and it goes away

I was sitting down and my nose was stuffed up. I stood up to grab a tissue and it went away. I hate angle colds.

by awesomeselflover September 15, 2010

ridiculong

ridiculously long

Did you see that ghetto chicks nails? They were ridiculong!

by awesomeselflover October 27, 2010

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT

rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco

I was so sad today. I ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT'd.

by awesomeselflover September 17, 2010

twilight

A horribly written, overly obsessed, stupid book that ruined vampires. Vampires should be badass people-eaters, not sparkly faggots. The only reason it's popular is because tweens discovered it and thought that's the way love is supposed to be, when it's the definition of pedophiles and stalkers. SM created this SERIES (not saga; the word saga makes it all the more horrible) because she is a fat bitch with no life and needed something to fulfill her fantasies.

OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT!
holy shit get a life

by awesomeselflover July 29, 2010

snoozebungle

the sound you make when you sneeze

did you hear that guy sneeze? that was a loud snoozebungle!

or

i don't like my snoozebungle, it's too obnoxious.

by awesomeselflover May 11, 2010