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Shmongled 

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.
Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.
Shmongled by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020
Words you can keep

Shpongled 

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT
I feel...Shpongled.
Shpongled by jsb22 December 26, 2008
An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.
"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"
Shminged by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010

Shmangleisted 

when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....
Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008

shmingle bop bingle boom

it means anything and everything and especially goes at the end of sentences best!
so whats up how are you doing shmingle bop bingle boom?

wassup girl you from around these parts shmingle bop bingle boom

Shpongled 

The act of acheiving the peak of a drug high. Usually at a humanly uncontrollable level.
Daniel, Loren and I were incredibly shpongled three thursdays ago, we laughed for roughly fourty-six minutes.
Shpongled by Scott Bingle December 19, 2007

get shmaggled 

To drink in excess and then beyond.
Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.
get shmaggled by Mr. Puddles22 April 4, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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