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Shmongled 

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.
Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.
Shmongled by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020
Related Words

shmongloid 

shmongloid is a vulgar term used to refer to someone with a cheesy penis (smegma) and goblin like features
girl: eww that guy smells and keeps looking for coins what a shmongloid
shmongloid by shmongloid man November 15, 2020

shmongloid 

the insult shmongloid is used to refer to a man who has goblin like traits and a unhygienic penis
girl :ugh I thought he was a good guy until he stole my coins what a shmongloid
shmongloid by shmongloid man November 15, 2020

Shmonguloid

An exclamation of mental deformation against yourself or another person.
You're freaking shmonguloid
Shmonguloid by WaterBottle3000 December 28, 2025

Shmungloid

a term used for someone seen as a hinderance to them self's and others around them
that Shmungloid is getting on my nerves
Shmungloid by FemBoiSkelly January 14, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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