shmonged 

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated

"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."

shmonged by Shmonger June 9, 2017

Shmonged 

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong

Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid

Shmonged by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022

Shminged

An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.

"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"

Shminged by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010

Shmonked 

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Shmonzed 

Getting a buzz from an e cig

Bro your juul got me so shmonzed.

Shmonzed by Onnablock69 May 26, 2018

Shlonged 

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

Shlonged by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Shlonged 

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

Shlonged by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014