Shmoggled

1. adjective. Word used to describe someone who has gotten screwed, destroyed, obliterated. Either by an opponent or by oneself. Can be due to any factor ex: alcohol, baseball, video game character.

2. verb. To obliterate or destroy.

1a. Bro, I haven't studied yet, I'm actually shmoggled for tomorrow's test.
1b. Me: "Yo you good, how much have you had to drink?"
Friend: "I'm fucking shmoggled."

2. I peeked the corner on B site and got absolutely shmoggled.

by Freddy Mikie Richie May 3, 2022

Shmoigle

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday

I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday

by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

shmuggle

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.

"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*

by neo, man October 5, 2004

get shmaggled

To drink in excess and then beyond.

Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.

by Mr. Puddles22 April 4, 2009

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011