Shmnork

To fuck something up, usually via squeezing, reshaping or compressing digitally.

Did you see that cute image of the cat?
No, I only saw it after it got Shmnorked.

by Baess_ January 31, 2021

shnork

To laugh so hard you suck in air through your nose and mouth making sounds that usually come from the other end.

That last joke made me shnork so loud the guy sitting next to me thought I crapped my pants.

by Jo Madre July 8, 2010

Shnorkleboob

One of the most vile horrific mind shattering things you could possibly say

Bill: “Shut the fuck up you shnorkleboob”

Larry: “oh my god.”

by Im.not.here August 1, 2022

shnorked

When you’re really sleepy and you just wanna go to bed sometimes used to get out of a boring conversation

Girl: heyyy
Guy: sorry I don’t see your text I was shnorked last night

by Jdogiiii October 3, 2020

shmorkinshtaff

A place where one would find themselves on if they were heavily under the influence of a substance that would alter normal bodily function (for example, marijuana, alcohol, etc.)

"hey, are you even on planet earth right now?"
"nah dude.. I'm on planet shmorkinshtaff."

by /molly/ August 12, 2009

Shmorky

God of Flash

OMFG! Shmorky's done it again! We must pay the tribute of Golden Manbabies immediately!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Going Shmorky

Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.

"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!

by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017