shmork

a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.

Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?

Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.

Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.

by Gennifer Nolak February 25, 2008

Shmork

shmork is not a word

shmork, that's not a word

by notaword August 7, 2011

shmork the shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon

by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023

Shmork The Shmoon

When you yield to a bus

I don't shmork the shmoon

by anonymous December 6, 2023

Shmork

Someone terrible at everything, has no life, smells like trash, and skin has a strangely slimey and greenish hue.

That was shmork. That wasn’t me, that was shmork.

by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025