Shmorky

God of Flash

OMFG! Shmorky's done it again! We must pay the tribute of Golden Manbabies immediately!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Going Shmorky

Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.

"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!

by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017

shmorkinshtaff

A place where one would find themselves on if they were heavily under the influence of a substance that would alter normal bodily function (for example, marijuana, alcohol, etc.)

"hey, are you even on planet earth right now?"
"nah dude.. I'm on planet shmorkinshtaff."

by /molly/ August 12, 2009

shmorny

When one is horny for some shmorn.

I think shmorn is gross, especially when niblicking is involved. Jimmy is shmorny for it all the time, though.

by Chingy234 March 10, 2009

Shmork

shmork is not a word

shmork, that's not a word

by notaword August 7, 2011

shmooky

A person who is constantly followed for no reason. Most likly a "shmooky" will be a random person who has no purpose or authority in our daily lifes what so ever.

After following "shmooky" home from school he got upset and started chasing us. But slipped on some mud in the dic of time. that nimwit!

by Sir Bwain Johnson March 6, 2005

Yousef Shorky

Passionate Egyptian who for some reason really loves Abdel Fattah El Sisi

Yousef Shorky: Sisi is love, Sisi is life, Habibi sisi

"Fuck sisi"

Yousef Shorky: Mazar Fakar come sit here, suck it betch!

by Potatoass November 14, 2022