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Going Shmorky 

Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.
"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!
Going Shmorky by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017

shmorkinshtaff 

A place where one would find themselves on if they were heavily under the influence of a substance that would alter normal bodily function (for example, marijuana, alcohol, etc.)
"hey, are you even on planet earth right now?"
"nah dude.. I'm on planet shmorkinshtaff."
shmorkinshtaff by /molly/ August 12, 2009
When one is horny for some [shmorn].
I think shmorn is gross, especially when niblicking is involved. Jimmy is shmorny for it all the time, though.
shmorny by Chingy234 March 10, 2009
shmork is not a word
shmork, that's not a word
Shmork by notaword August 7, 2011
A person who is constantly followed for no reason. Most likly a "shmooky" will be a random person who has no purpose or authority in our daily lifes what so ever.
After following "shmooky" home from school he got upset and started chasing us. But slipped on some mud in the dic of time. that nimwit!
shmooky by Sir Bwain Johnson March 6, 2005

Yousef Shorky 

Passionate Egyptian who for some reason really loves Abdel Fattah El Sisi
Yousef Shorky: Sisi is love, Sisi is life, Habibi sisi

"Fuck sisi"

Yousef Shorky: Mazar Fakar come sit here, suck it betch!
Yousef Shorky by Potatoass November 14, 2022
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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