Shmlif 

A insult referring to a mentally disabled smurf

You’re such a shmlif
Don’t be a shmlif
You shmlif!

Shmlif by JustATacoCat September 29, 2018

Shlift 

A swear for someone who is a hoe and a bitch at the same time

“Shut up Anna, you’re just a shlift”
Or
“You bloody shlift”

Shlift by Lil Trans December 17, 2018

Shmif 

A shmif is an extremely unattractive person. The word "shmif" is actually a shortened version of the sentence "shoot me if I ever look like that."

Person 1 - "Woah, is that a dude or a chick"

Person 2 - "Shmif"

Shmif by whataniceguitar October 15, 2011

Shmiff

A word to replace Fuck

Danny- My Teacher's so Shmiffin hot!
Daniel- Your Shmiffed up.

Shmiff by -Danny- April 26, 2009

Shlifty 

When one becomes lifted in a state of inebriation.

Fuck, I am feeling Shlifty.

Shlifty by The Party Circuit March 19, 2010

shpliff 

-A funny combination of a Jewish/New York accent and the word spliff
-mostly used by teens.

1: hey, u wanna go smoke a shpliff after school?
2: yeah yo, bet!
3: ight, hit me up bro.

shpliff by saucyman December 13, 2010

Shmilf

Super hot mother i'd like to fuck

Ms. Fennell, Ms. Hodges, Ms. Lott, and Ms. Vemer are shmilf (s) (And I would like to fuck them at the same time at once anally again twice haha)

Shmilf by Danth Eman April 4, 2007