Shmilf

Super hot mother i'd like to fuck

Ms. Fennell, Ms. Hodges, Ms. Lott, and Ms. Vemer are shmilf (s) (And I would like to fuck them at the same time at once anally again twice haha)

Shmilf by Danth Eman April 4, 2007

shmile 

a word to cheer up friends who are feeling down. or a word of encouragement to people who need it

shmile! you are doing great!

shmile by Freak of Nature September 29, 2007

Shmily 

An acronym for the phrase, "See How Much I Love You".

written in the fog on the bathroom mirror when your spouse is showering. He/She finds the sweet message, "SHMILY".

Shmily by Sandra Steiner January 24, 2005

smilf 

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

smilf by jimbo February 6, 2003

Shmlif 

A insult referring to a mentally disabled smurf

You’re such a shmlif
Don’t be a shmlif
You shmlif!

Shmlif by JustATacoCat September 29, 2018

shmily 

An acronym for "see how much I love you"

Couples usually write them on unsuspecting places so the other person can find them, thus showing them how much they love the other.

Once on person finds "shmily" somewhere, they will write "shmily" somewhere, and wait for the other person to find it.
The pattern goes on and on.

Vivian opened her wallet to find a slip of paper with "shmily" written on it. To reciprocate, she hid a piece of paper with "shmily" in Michael's pants drawer, waiting for him to find it.

shmily by Kyaite November 11, 2009

Shilfie

A selfie whilst shitting.

"Jonny needs to stop taking shilfies because it's gross"

Shilfie by D-D-David B-B-Bowie May 30, 2014