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Ms. Fennell, Ms. Hodges, Ms. Lott, and Ms. Vemer are shmilf (s) (And I would like to fuck them at the same time at once anally again twice haha)

Shmilf by Danth Eman April 4, 2007

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shmile

a word to cheer up friends who are feeling down. or a word of encouragement to people who need it

shmile! you are doing great!

shmile by Freak of Nature September 29, 2007

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Shmily

An acronym for the phrase, "See How Much I Love You".

written in the fog on the bathroom mirror when your spouse is showering. He/She finds the sweet message, "SHMILY".

Shmily by Sandra Steiner January 24, 2005

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smilf

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

smilf by jimbo February 6, 2003

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Shmlif

A insult referring to a mentally disabled smurf

You’re such a shmlif
Don’t be a shmlif
You shmlif!

Shmlif by JustATacoCat September 29, 2018

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shmily

An acronym for "see how much I love you"

Couples usually write them on unsuspecting places so the other person can find them, thus showing them how much they love the other.

Once on person finds "shmily" somewhere, they will write "shmily" somewhere, and wait for the other person to find it.
The pattern goes on and on.

Vivian opened her wallet to find a slip of paper with "shmily" written on it. To reciprocate, she hid a piece of paper with "shmily" in Michael's pants drawer, waiting for him to find it.

shmily by Kyaite November 11, 2009

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Shilfie

A selfie whilst shitting.

"Jonny needs to stop taking shilfies because it's gross"

Shilfie by D-D-David B-B-Bowie May 30, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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