Schmlif
Schmlif by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019
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Schmiff
Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.
Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010
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Schmlif • Schmiff • schlife • schlifinity • schlifskeitis • schlift • schlifting • schmiffter • schmiffy • schmifty
schlift
schlift(verb). A term used to describe the movement of an object or objects while under the influence of hallucinogenics (i.e high).
On a lazy Sunday afternoon, while they were contemplating the deeper meaning of liff, Neil and Stef happened to ever so subtly glance at the dusty unkept bookshelf and unbeknown to either party, the above said bookshelf magically schlifted, to the left.
(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)
(Please please please publish this!)
(it would mean a lot to us)
(i'd just like to thank my mom...
(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)
(Please please please publish this!)
(it would mean a lot to us)
(i'd just like to thank my mom...
schlift by robstefneil January 3, 2009
schlifskeitis
A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.
Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.
Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis
Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis
schlifskeitis by james.watson May 14, 2009
Shmlif
Shmlif by JustATacoCat September 29, 2018
schlife
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