Schmlif 

Another way of saying virgin

Shut the fuck up you schmlif
Your such a schmlif

Schmlif by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Schmiff 

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.

"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"

Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010

schlift 

schlift(verb). A term used to describe the movement of an object or objects while under the influence of hallucinogenics (i.e high).

On a lazy Sunday afternoon, while they were contemplating the deeper meaning of liff, Neil and Stef happened to ever so subtly glance at the dusty unkept bookshelf and unbeknown to either party, the above said bookshelf magically schlifted, to the left.

(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)
(Please please please publish this!)
(it would mean a lot to us)
(i'd just like to thank my mom...

schlift by robstefneil January 3, 2009

schlifskeitis 

A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.

Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.

Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis

schlifskeitis by james.watson May 14, 2009

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

schmiffy by mosley88 March 31, 2009

Shmlif 

A insult referring to a mentally disabled smurf

You’re such a shmlif
Don’t be a shmlif
You shmlif!

Shmlif by JustATacoCat September 29, 2018

schlife 

to go about ones life with great pussiness and overall patheticness

livin my worst schlife

schlife by cha February 21, 2019