Shmegg
Shmegg. Noun. An e-cigarette or vape. Usually used by midwestern rednecks. Other spellings include "shmege" and "shmeg".
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Shmegg
Shmegg, schmegg;
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent:
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent:
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… then when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. I have a Q shmegg at home for later!”
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke. So we can
say it in public’.”
🎼“Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke. So we can
say it in public’.”
🎼“Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Shmegg by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025
Shmegg
Shmegg, schmegg;
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. There’s a
Q shmegg at home for later!”
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we
can say it in public’.”
🎶 “Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Q shmegg at home for later!”
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we
can say it in public’.”
🎶 “Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Shmegg by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025
Sheggy
An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.
Shmigga
A really good friend.
You might call your homies your niggas, but a shmigga is a dude who you can always count on to be there for you.
You might call your homies your niggas, but a shmigga is a dude who you can always count on to be there for you.
Ey yo is Jeremy your boyfriend or something, I always see you with him all the time
Nah bro Jeremy is just my shmigga
Nah bro Jeremy is just my shmigga
shmergle
the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!