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Shmegg
Shmegg, schmegg;
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent:
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent:
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… then when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. I have a Q shmegg at home for later!”
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke. So we can
say it in public’.”
🎼“Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke. So we can
say it in public’.”
🎼“Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Shmegg by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025
Shmegg
Shmegg, schmegg;
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. There’s a
Q shmegg at home for later!”
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we
can say it in public’.”
🎶 “Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Q shmegg at home for later!”
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we
can say it in public’.”
🎶 “Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Shmegg by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025
shmeg
shmeg by TROTTER FETISH November 15, 2019
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