1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged
When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.