shmeggnog 

A mixture of eggnog and smegma promoted in movie theatres by Coca-Cola

Coca-cola has really gone down hill since they introduced shmeggnog

shmeggnog by saltcityjohn April 21, 2018

Shmegington 

Schmidt from New Girl yells "oh snap, shmegington" in response to Winston.

A word that means everything, and nothing.

Believe in the shmegington.

Oh snap, shmegington

Shmegington by Shmegington 2024 May 7, 2022

smegnog 

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

smegnog by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019

Shmegington 

A catch phrase coined by Schmidt on the tv series New Girl. Schmidt famously said “oh snap, shmegington” in response to Cece in Season 2. Used in over 30 episodes, it lead to a viral meme in 2015.

This phrase is meant to capture everything and nothing at the same time.

Oh snap! Shmegington!

Shmegington by HermionesFrontTeeth May 8, 2022

Shmeging 

Being disrespectful towards minorities, people of color and women.

*Why are you shmeging on Emma?"

Shmeging by Winston Harper April 4, 2024