a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.
-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day
A catch phrase coined by Schmidt on the tv series New Girl. Schmidt famously said “oh snap, shmegington” in response to Cece in Season 2. Used in over 30 episodes, it lead to a viral meme in 2015.
This phrase is meant to capture everything and nothing at the same time.
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.