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Shmegger 

A skinny man with a hunch back, very long and sharp chin, big and angular nose, usually dark hair and long pointy fingers reaching out at you. Usually yelling something to the degree of “COME HERE YA FUCKING” with a extremely raspy yet high pitched voice. Something similar to the voice you would hear when playing Cod Zombies and you get a instakill.
So I was walking down the streets of Paris last night and out of the ether came a conniving shmegger and he chased me while yelling “COME HERE YA FUCKING”
Shmegger by Absurdwords July 19, 2022
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Shmegger 

Shmegger is a combination of the words; Shekel mugger jewish nigger.
a black person who will try to manipulate you with jewish magic so he could rob you of your shekels (money).
Shmeggers: Oh LOAAARD, Oh Jesus THEEE LOARD NEEDS YOUS TO BUY OUR CDS OH LOAARD
Me: Shut up you stupid shmeggers!
Shmegger by Bran Star January 9, 2018
This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement
that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.

i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.

the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.

im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.

SHMEH !
shmeeger by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008

shmegget 

1) to be odd or out of the ordinary
2) to be disliked by a popular group

3) to be a queer like being
guy- "hey look at that shmegget over there"
other guy- "ya what a queer"
shmegget by yourmans December 14, 2010

sheggery 

a word used to describe an absolutely diabolical price on something or a rip off
'nahhh man what are these prices 3 pound 50 for a packet of crisps bossman is on sheggery'
sheggery by shut it u sl@g November 28, 2021

Shnegger 

shnegger is a word people in edinburgh use meaning a snout or a fag
oi mate crash ees a shnegger
Shnegger by weemelt May 8, 2019
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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