Shmeezer 

A person who is really good at rolling blunts, joints, etc.

Damn bro, you’re definitely a shmeezer with those rolls.

Shmeezer by K Ball 23 June 11, 2018

Shmeeze 

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

Shmeeze by calmarius May 30, 2006

Smeezer 

Someone who is very sus named Sean

That guy sean is smeezer.

Smeezer by Dswright09 May 25, 2023

Grate the shmeeze 

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

Grate the shmeeze by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

smeezer 

1.)a dirty woman who sleeps around with random guys from the clubs.
2.)walks the streets of Reading and gets guyz.
3.)dresses dirty, does dope, doesnt take showers and still think she looks good!
4.)All the above and a girl that turns her back on her girls to get their man!

"Look that smeez sittin over there tryin to get with my man"

"Shut up you stupid smeez, you trying to get with my man!"

smeezer by Brittie April 15, 2005

shmeeger

This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement

that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.

i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.

the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.

im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.

SHMEH !

shmeeger by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008

Shmeeherpies 

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games

"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."

Shmeeherpies by willbarrow November 29, 2013