Shmeefer 

Shmeefer is person who's really good at sports especially soccer and basketball

no wonder why we lost that soccer game that guy was a shmeefer

Shmeefer by kjzhsdrfryugvfkui March 23, 2020

shmeeger

This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement

that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.

i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.

the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.

im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.

SHMEH !

shmeeger by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008

shmeefed 

The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.

Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!

shmeefed by Lucas.d.69 June 2, 2019

Shmeeherpies 

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games

"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."

Shmeeherpies by willbarrow November 29, 2013

Shmeezer 

A person who is really good at rolling blunts, joints, etc.

Damn bro, you’re definitely a shmeezer with those rolls.

Shmeezer by K Ball 23 June 11, 2018

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

schmeefer by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

shmeeker 

when someone is doing their own thing, like texting, when their in a group of people.

Steven Hughes

Did you see Steven just standing there in the middle of our group. He's such a shmeeker

shmeeker by jordan crisologo February 22, 2011