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1.)a dirty woman who sleeps around with random guys from the clubs.
2.)walks the streets of Reading and gets guyz.
3.)dresses dirty, does dope, doesnt take showers and still think she looks good!
4.)All the above and a girl that turns her back on her girls to get their man!
"Look that smeez sittin over there tryin to get with my man"

"Shut up you stupid smeez, you trying to get with my man!"
smeezer by Brittie April 15, 2005
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Ayo bro can a hit that smeezer of yours
Smeezer by Adjectived January 18, 2022
carissa...
dipadova.. is a smeezer.
smeezer by gliannan o July 15, 2011
When a smutty woman takes her slutiness to the level of a skeezer.

i.e. when a smut meets skeezer you have a smeezer.
Yoooo Slim you see that jawn over there, she looking right.

The honey looking better than right Playa! With those painted on jeans and halter with no bra she lookin' smutty!

Slim I'm thinking she's a skeezer.

Listen here she's beyond a smut or skeezer she's a smeezer the perfect one nighter......

I'll be back going to get at this,
I bet she's easy like Sunday morning Bro...
Smeezer by Slim Daddy Wins April 17, 2014

yammer butt skeezer 

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.
Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

Steezer McJenkin 

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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