Shmeeze 

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

Shmeeze by calmarius May 30, 2006

Shmeeze 

Marijuana in any form

"Hey Poe, you got any shmeeze on you?"

"Pass me some of that shmeeze, Vyatt."

Shmeeze by IronMaidenFan66 February 28, 2021

Shmeeze 

n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"

n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.

Shmeeze by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Shmeeze 

A slang term for Mcdonalds. Derived from deeze (Mickey Deeze).

I got the fucking munchies lets hit up Shmeeze.
Working at Shmeeze sucks ass.

Shmeeze by Eser August 4, 2006

Shmeeze 

Refers to Marijuana.. Can be used as a verb or Noun

Hey buddy would you like to shmeeze... Or hey please pass the shmeeze

Shmeeze by Mlebhar November 21, 2018

shmeeze 

The present tense of shmoze. Lit. to freeze

Back in Brooklyn we used to shmeeze

shmeeze by Shmeezerburn346 March 2, 2021

shmeeze beeze a creeze! 

to smoke marijuana and in effect become inebreated. Smoke a bowl, Get lit, and so on.

steve walks up to brandon and says "I need a shmeeze beeze a creeze! You down?

shmeeze beeze a creeze! by B - DUB October 5, 2006