schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community

Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.

by csrsld March 11, 2008

scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.

Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.

by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008

fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

Schezerblade

Meaning 1: A word for a katana when held by a Japanese man on a beach.
Meaning 2: A misreading of Scheherazade

On the beaches of the Japanese island of Ryuku, you see many Schezerblades.

by dfghyuiopoiuytrertyuioihg February 22, 2021

schmeeze

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006