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This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement
that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.

i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.

the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.

im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.

SHMEH !
shmeeger by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008
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Shmegger 

big nosed, mustached individuals with similar looks to waluigi and wario
Yeah that guys a fucking shmegger
Shmegger by Yooosh July 9, 2022
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Shmeeherpies 

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games
"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."
Shmeeherpies by willbarrow November 29, 2013

Shmeezer 

A person who is really good at rolling blunts, joints, etc.
Damn bro, you’re definitely a shmeezer with those rolls.
Shmeezer by K Ball 23 June 11, 2018

shmeeker 

when someone is doing their own thing, like texting, when their in a group of people.

Steven Hughes
Did you see Steven just standing there in the middle of our group. He's such a shmeeker
shmeeker by jordan crisologo February 22, 2011
Your starting to smell like a smeeger.
smeeger by IHN September 12, 2013

Shmegger 

A skinny man with a hunch back, very long and sharp chin, big and angular nose, usually dark hair and long pointy fingers reaching out at you. Usually yelling something to the degree of “COME HERE YA FUCKING” with a extremely raspy yet high pitched voice. Something similar to the voice you would hear when playing Cod Zombies and you get a instakill.
So I was walking down the streets of Paris last night and out of the ether came a conniving shmegger and he chased me while yelling “COME HERE YA FUCKING
Shmegger by Absurdwords July 19, 2022