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SHMECKLE COPY MARK 

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.
"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.
SHMECKLE COPY MARK by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

shmeckle 

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see
shmeckle by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shmeckledecker 

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)
neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

Shmeckie 

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.
Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.
Shmeckie by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003

shmecksy 

A variant of 'sexy', but commonly used by frequenters of online forums and such.
Used among friends on the internet, not in a sarcastic or rude way, but more as a joke.
"Oh yeah gamerb0y101, you're the super shmecksy kid of the lot."
or
"You have to be shmecksy to be a cool kid. ;x <3"
shmecksy by Pandy of Pandrogyny April 5, 2005

shmeckle 

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.
Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"
shmeckle by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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