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Shmeckie 

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.
Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.
Shmeckie by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003
Words you can keep

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆
Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .
shmeckinwhepper by Barharhar September 11, 2020

SHMECKLE COPY MARK 

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.
"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

SHMECKLE COPY MARK by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

shmeckle 

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see
shmeckle by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shmeckledecker 

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)
neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker
Penis. Americanized variant of Yiddish shmekl, shmekele or schmeckle.
Had the new in-laws over for the Pesach seder; Mom brought out the baby pictures and showed 'em all my schmeckie.
schmeckie by scudder August 9, 2006

shmeckle 

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.
Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"
shmeckle by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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