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A term used to adress a person of extraordinary levels of idiocy.
Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and you’ll be fine!
by supremelordignacio September 11, 2018
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A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move
Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck
by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018
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The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.
Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.
by AJK March 01, 2004
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"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.
Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.
by TuneEsq January 27, 2003
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