by Succulent wenis April 05, 2018
Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and you’ll be fine!
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and you’ll be fine!
by supremelordignacio September 12, 2018
The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.
by AJK March 02, 2004
a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence
Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....
Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!
Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!
by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009
An illiterate person who has no common sense and no self worth with no friends who is a disgrace to all society
by y'allmotherfuckersneedsatan April 23, 2017
by DevilsGrass September 07, 2016
The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.
"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
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"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
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by hearmymeow February 09, 2011