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The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.
Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.
by AJK March 01, 2004
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(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.
"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.
Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.
by TuneEsq January 27, 2003
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Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases
Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths
by Alex February 13, 2003
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A term used to adress a person of extraordinary levels of idiocy.
Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and youโ€™ll be fine!
by supremelordignacio September 11, 2018
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