Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.

Shmacking up by BHPH November 9, 2018

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Honey Shmacks

im a 60 year old virgin that dresses up in a frog costume from the Honey Smacks cereal box. i then proceed to leap or pounce off of high peaks onto small vulnerable children under the age of 7, and then i get them all sticky like honey.

its halloween kids, so be weary of any person in a frog costume because they could be Honey Shmacks.

Honey Shmacks by XxHMMM69xX October 24, 2016

Smackie

Someone who is addicted to ''Smack'' which is slang for Heroin an highly addictive opiate.

Goddamn look at that smackie, he can bearly hold his eyes open.

Smackie by Smackie June 10, 2014

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Smackie Chan

This term is used to express pleasure when eating, and can be used instead of *chef’s kiss*

“Try the pizza! It’s smackie chan!”

Smackie Chan by areohseawhy December 10, 2019

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Shmackii

Another way to use "penis" or "dick" in a funny manner

"Yo dude, you got with the shawty yesterday?" "Yeah, she rode my
Shmackii like no tomorrow"

Shmackii by ZoNtKrOnOs September 11, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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