Shmack job
Shmack job by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011
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shack job
Dr. Laura's blunt and intemperate way of referring to any couple that cohabit without benefit of marriage. Also, and in particular, any woman who "puts up with" such an arrangement, regardless of whether or not marriage is in the foreseeable future. See under mistress.
Caller begins by saying: "Dr. Laura, here's my problem. I've been living with my boyfriend for six years, and--"
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."
shack job by Steve Salerno May 23, 2008
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smack job
The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.
John: Man my balls are killing me
Sean: Why dude?
John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good
Sean: Why dude?
John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good
smack job by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010
Crab Shack Jobby
Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.
Crab Shack Jobby by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025
smackjob
being one of comitting an act of stupidity; Name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; One who commits acts void of common sense; Term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense
smackjob by SickNastyLeon December 7, 2006
shackjob
Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done tidied up my crib and got me some hot pie for me to nibble on when i get home i'm gonna tear her a new asshole.
Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader
Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader
shackjob by matthew bates September 11, 2005
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