Shmack job 

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

Shmack job by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011

shack job 

Dr. Laura's blunt and intemperate way of referring to any couple that cohabit without benefit of marriage. Also, and in particular, any woman who "puts up with" such an arrangement, regardless of whether or not marriage is in the foreseeable future. See under mistress.

Caller begins by saying: "Dr. Laura, here's my problem. I've been living with my boyfriend for six years, and--"
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."

shack job by Steve Salerno May 23, 2008

smack job 

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.

John: Man my balls are killing me

Sean: Why dude?

John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good

smack job by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010

smack job 

Used as a derragatory remark : refers to the act of waking someone up by smacking your dick on their face.

He's suck a fucking smack job.

smack job by Rambel April 11, 2005

Crab Shack Jobby 

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

Crab Shack Jobby by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025

smackjob 

being one of comitting an act of stupidity; Name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; One who commits acts void of common sense; Term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense

I cant believe your wearing shorts in the snow; what a smackjob.

smackjob by SickNastyLeon December 7, 2006

shackjob 

a lover that lives with you in your place, but could be used to mean your lover in general.

Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done tidied up my crib and got me some hot pie for me to nibble on when i get home i'm gonna tear her a new asshole.

Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader

shackjob by matthew bates September 11, 2005