Shlos

Vagina fluid mixed with aids

Hey man how was ur night

Good i was fingering this notorious whore but i got got shlos all over my hands Now i have aids

Oh that sucks

by No means maybe August 23, 2020

Shloicenoice

Shloicenoice (pronounced shloyS-noyS) isn’t just a word, but a way of life. Whether it is integrated into your life with or without the conjunction of this two part word, shloicenoice can be used to describe something that is mentally or physically appealing as well as represent the action of doing well at something or engaging in sexual activity.

Shloicenoice:

Sommer Ray’s Instagram posts are so schloicenoice.

I shloiced her noice after school yesterday.

by BMG2424 January 25, 2021

Shload

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

by asouth August 5, 2007

shloitering

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.

While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.

by intothefray March 24, 2021

shlok

the best person ever known. he's someone who can make any situation 10 times better. its a blessing to have him in your life, let alone being his bestfriend. he gives his 100% to everything he does. he loves to sing and edit. he loves eating tomatoes. he loves posting the same picture on his ig and snap story, and also send it individually to everyone. he loves dogs veryyyy much. in conclusion, he's perfect :)

shlok is DABEST
shlok is my bhaebhie
did you listen to shlok's cover of positions?!

by nastyhuhu November 3, 2020

Shlokkeh

An extremely horny whore (In Arabic) who doesn't hesitate to ride someone's dick .

Here comes the shlokkeh .

by MosooWJeebo April 17, 2009