shloser 

a person who is such a loser that it is inconceivable. the sh- sound at the beginning of the word enhances the coolness of the word-very classy!

Oh Madisson you're such a shloser.
Do you see Clio? What a shloser!

shloser by 3sl4lyfe April 22, 2011

sploser 

Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.

That guy is such a sploser.

sploser by MoonKnight December 4, 2002

Shlower 

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

Shlower by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009

Shloker

A badass with a heart of gold. The girls love his humor and the guys are jealous of his awesomeness

Damn dude... that guy is so Shloker.

Shloker by Shloker Maximus July 15, 2011

shlosel 

A big wobbly cock, preferably black. A penis that is a little bit hard and fun to play with.

Girl! I could play with his shlosel all night long, only it got hard too fast.

shlosel by Pu October 26, 2004

Sloser 

someone who is a sore loser. Especially when playing online or multiplayer gaming.

You are such a sloser.

Sloser by Dp5028 February 8, 2015

Sloser 

A term used to combine both words, Slow, and Loser. Pronounced(Slewser)

Wow... Your such a Sloser
Aaron is such an unbelievable Sloser

Sloser by ET00880 April 30, 2009