Shloker

A badass with a heart of gold. The girls love his humor and the guys are jealous of his awesomeness

Damn dude... that guy is so Shloker.

Shloker by Shloker Maximus July 15, 2011

Shookerithmya 

The medical condition in which one is experiencing the feeling of being shook

When Yoongi saw Jimin's ass, he came down with Shookerithmya.

Shookerithmya by ChaunceyGreene June 19, 2017

shwokered 

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

shwokered by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

Shlower 

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

Shlower by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009

Sloker 

Shorthand for "slow cooker".

Example 1:
Chris: Hey Fran, are you coming to Tesco's ?
Fran: Nah sorry mate, I've got a sloker meal today.

Example 2:
Chris: What are you doing for lunch Fran ?
Fran: I made a sloker meal last night, so I'm having that.

Sloker by chris_russia October 23, 2013

shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Shnokered 

Wasted off your ass, usually resulting in the loss of your clothes.

Dude, did you hear bout Zach, he got so shnokered the other night he ended up in the Wal Mart parking lot in his whitey tighties.

Shnokered by Zachary Orr January 14, 2009