shlooper

A hot bitch, usually in groups with other hot bitches, that are ready and willing to party and get drunk, no matter what it takes.

Damn, look at those shloopers!

by Dick Schultz August 12, 2006

Shlooper

A man who allows his best friend to fuck his wife

Man: hey my wife’s feeling a bit low under the sheets, I’m sorry for being a shlooper but can you help?
Best friend: sure I’d love to

by Kaniel outis July 26, 2023

shlorper

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head

O yea shordy def a shlorper

by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022

Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

Shooper

When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.

"Anthony poops in the shower", "hes a shooper".

"Anthony shooped everywhere"!

by Baldwin December 9, 2005

shlooter

A video game in which you shoot stuff, then get loot, then do it again forever. Probably coined in the text game Bioshoot Infinite.

Bioshock Infinite is the ultimate shlooter!

by ratushebarl February 12, 2014

Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016