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A man who allows his best friend to fuck his wife
Man: hey my wife’s feeling a bit low under the sheets, I’m sorry for being a shlooper but can you help?
Best friend: sure I’d love to
Shlooper by Kaniel outis July 26, 2023

shlorper 

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head
O yea shordy def a shlorper
shlorper by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022
A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.
Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....
Slooper by BagBadJon November 21, 2010
When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.
"Anthony poops in the shower", "hes a shooper".

"Anthony shooped everywhere"!
Shooper by Baldwin December 9, 2005

shlooter 

A video game in which you shoot stuff, then get loot, then do it again forever. Probably coined in the text game Bioshoot Infinite.
shlooter by ratushebarl February 12, 2014