Shlongk
When a penis is so large (see shlong) that dropping it onto a surface produces an audible noise, a shlongk is the noise made by said action.
Troy: “I don’t believe it, there’s no way you have a 14 inch wang!”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”
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