Shlongk

When a penis is so large (see shlong) that dropping it onto a surface produces an audible noise, a shlongk is the noise made by said action.

Troy: “I don’t believe it, there’s no way you have a 14 inch wang!”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”

by Oogabunga April 11, 2020

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

Slongker

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

by I3loop April 9, 2014