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Shlockness 

*Destroyer of worlds. He/she is a blood thirsty monster that craves destruction and death. Can be used as an anagram for certain names. Offen perceived as the Loch Ness Monster.
Friend: Dude she literally transformed!

Friend 2: She's a fucking shlockness!?
Shlockness by SatanIsMyFather15 December 19, 2019
Words you can keep

shookness 

a scale of the amount of shook you can become within one period of time
the way michael just went down on me, my shookness scale has been left b r o k e n
shookness by cluelesssausage March 31, 2017

slickness 

1. To possess the ability to seduce women, often many at a time.

2. Being able to service many women in a short time period, but not get caught.

3. Being seemingly patience to the outsider, while girls want to slob on your knob that very moment.
Nerd: How do you sleep with three different girls on the weekend, and still have a girlfriend.

Mr. Slick: The slickness my friend, it's an artform.

Nerd: How do I become slick?

Mr. Slick: You can't, you can only read about it.
slickness by In the know February 17, 2004

tard fam slickness 

The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.
When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.

Shookness 

Like shook but more
Omg u got me in the shookness
Shookness by BRIZZY 313 December 27, 2017

slackness 

1. One's level of sexual looseness or skill.
'im one to b' proud of 'is slackness. 'e 'as all dem women. Di ooman dem wanna stamina daddy, ya hear. One wit all day slackness is one 'at stepper
slackness by Tim May 30, 2006

slackness 

unwaranted perverse behavior
Sanjay's behavior at the bar was pure and utter slackness.
slackness by childofleroy September 11, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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