shookness

a scale of the amount of shook you can become within one period of time

the way michael just went down on me, my shookness scale has been left b r o k e n

by cluelesssausage March 31, 2017

Shookness

Like shook but more

Omg u got me in the shookness

by BRIZZY 313 December 27, 2017

Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

quantum spookiness

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

by Matt BB October 15, 2003

swootness

A simple combination of woot and sweetness, in order to show more excitment

Guy 1: "hey man, i just got a big screen TV!"
Guy 2: "swootness!, can come and see it?

by Zain76 August 19, 2008

shookest

When you are the most shook one can be. Refer to "shook"

Seeing the Great Smokie Mountains for the first time... "OMG I AM THE SHOOKEST I HAVE EVER BEEN"

by haimarie September 20, 2017

shortness

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

by henna83 May 30, 2018