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Shookness 

Like shook but more
Omg u got me in the shookness
Shookness by BRIZZY 313 December 27, 2017

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running
*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath
Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.
Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.
quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

swootness 

A simple combination of woot and sweetness, in order to show more excitment
Guy 1: "hey man, i just got a big screen TV!"
Guy 2: "swootness!, can come and see it?
swootness by Zain76 August 19, 2008

shookest 

When you are the most shook one can be. Refer to "shook"
Seeing the Great Smokie Mountains for the first time... "OMG I AM THE SHOOKEST I HAVE EVER BEEN"
shookest by haimarie September 20, 2017

shortness 

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him
How are you shortness?
shortness by henna83 May 30, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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