Shlinked
When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs
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[shlinked] by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009
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[shlinked] • shlonked • shoinked • schlinked • Shalinked • Shlanked • Shlinkenminkle • shlinker • Shlunked • Shlunked up
Shlinkenminkle
A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.
They are always edible. Always.
They are always edible. Always.
Shlinkenminkle by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009
Shalinked
Shalinked by Tschlonger January 5, 2018
Shlanked
Shlanked by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020
shlonked
Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
shlonked by kebablalova December 16, 2013
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countrypolitan
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