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The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent
You just got shoinked
Shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017
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The act of pulling ones car keys out of someone's pocket without their concent
You Just got shoinked
shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017
Referring to a person losing body fat while also retaining muscle
I’m getting shoinked this winter after she dumped me.
Shoinked by KINGKJ753 December 28, 2023

stoinked 

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.
Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk
stoinked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

Stoinked 

"Im Stoinked as cheese"
Stoinked by Nurturted Goat April 17, 2015

Smoinked 

Another way of saying get wrecked or destroyed.You usually say it when you are destroying people on Xbox, fights,or sports.
Yo we just straight smoinked on your team yesterday in fortnite.
Smoinked by Hudson Renner June 16, 2018

Shrinked Dinkie 

Jim has a shrinked dinkie
Shrinked Dinkie by anonymous November 19, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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