Shalinked 

The act of being denied or bamboozled. When Murphys Law sets in.

I was going to go out with my friends tonight but got shalinked.

Shalinked by Tschlonger January 5, 2018

rage shanked 

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.

Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!

rage shanked by Kageh February 8, 2005

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

Shlinkenminkle by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009

shalacked 

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

shalacked by z man March 10, 2005

Starlinked 

A term used by astrophotographers and astronomers when they get their night sky pictures or observations ruined by SpaceX's Starlink sattelite constelation.

Person1: How was your astrophotograpy night?
Person2: I tried taking a long exposure of M31 but I got Starlinked midway trough the exposure.

Starlinked by A. Tonia September 4, 2020

Shanked downtown 

Verb: For a man to be raped through the back door.

"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"

Shanked downtown by detroit street rat April 8, 2010

deer shanked 

To shank someone with a deer.

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.

deer shanked by Picnic Face April 2, 2008