shitwhale

1. A whale covered in shit.
2. A fat ass bitch at the slut who eats donuts all day and has a gunt touching the floor.

The shitwhale grabbed another donut at work today.

by Smelly Bastard December 9, 2004

Beluga ShitWhale

A man or woman that weighs 400+ pounds who causes fuckin seismic waves when the walk.

Person one: That bitch is dressed up as a fuckin beluga shitwhale

*Tectonic Plates shift as the Beluga Shitwhale walks*

by SpecialDays October 31, 2019

shitscale

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

Shitwhacker

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.

"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

by K. Washington July 25, 2016

shithole

A terrible place to live.

I live in the Willoughby Walk building in Langley BC Canada. It is a real shithole

by pixilatedly May 4, 2020

shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

by ken power January 15, 2008