Softwilly, also known as Nick, is a Youtuber and streamer. His videos are the funniest ever. Most of them he records with his girlfriend Isaacwhy and his friends Larrrycroft, ChewieStreams, Bearboob and notky (not anymore since ky goes to college) He is a very funny person and if you watch his videos you just have to laugh.

Hey there’s this youtuber i found out about. His name is Softwilly.
Oh yeah, I know him, he’s very funny!

Softwilly by internetgay666 October 31, 2019

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shitillion

An inexact but mind-blowingly large number, somewhere between a centillion and a googolplex. If every atom in the observable universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, and then every atom in the resulting universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, the number of atoms in that resulting universe would be dwarfed by a shitillion. Not a term to be used lightly.

I could list a shitillion reasons why I haven't seen the Battlefield Earth movie.

shitillion by Honky '98 February 27, 2012

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shittily

The adverb to describe an action performed like shit.

This cup holder is shittily made. It doesn't hold my drink.

That person is parked in three spots. They parked shittily.

shittily by Dani Skol April 13, 2006

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shitilly

adv. to do something in a crappy or shitty manor.

He shitilly did his homework

shitilly by yohan November 10, 2004

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boot shitily

The supreme saying that goes above all others, no one quite understand it's true meaning but "ay" boot shitily

Me: boot shitily
Person: :/
Friend: :)))

boot shitily by Me_the_one February 21, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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