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shitwipe 

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.
Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.
shitwipe by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005
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A person at the poverty level and expects everything for free.

Usually more than one of these traits are presented. Poor hygiene, never changing clothes, lives in a dwelling that has holes in the wall(s), excessive smoker, high usage of recreational drugs.
Man that guy is shitipe, he always asks for cigarettes and rides. I hope he gets his life together.
shitipe by SomeoneFromCanada July 14, 2017

Sling it up ‘er shitpipe 

Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.
Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”

Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe”

shitpipe 

shitpipe the sewer line that carries waste from buildings to the city sewer system or septic tank
my shitpipe busted and i had to go shit shoveling what a mess that is
shitpipe by littlejimmie March 8, 2019

shitpipe 

The lower intestinal tract, including the rectum and anus, through which all fecal matter egresses on its way into its final destination, be that the toilet, the floor, or in the least desired result, one's undergarments.
As a rule, my girlfriend does not like to take it in the shitpipe, but I'm still working on her ...
shitpipe by Shit Brick June 28, 2007

shitpipe 

the human or animal colon, used in the storage and release of feces.
1."I was hurting so bad, so I went to the toilet and emptied my shitpipe." 2."yeah i heard she likes it in the shitpipe"
shitpipe by Chlydra Osceola September 28, 2005

shitpipe warrior 

an arse bandit. a queer. one who likes it 'up the chuff'
'what a tit!'
'yeah...hes a right shitpipe warrior!'
shitpipe warrior by Scott Howarth December 27, 2007
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