Shituke
Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.
Shituke by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014
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Matthew Shitaker
A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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Shituke • Shitake Mushrooms • shitpuke • shitake • Shittker • shipuke • Shiruken • shitakecamp • Shitake Monkey • Shitake Mushroom Grip
shitake
shitake by jengabenga January 22, 2009
holy shitake mushrooms!
To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut
Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.
holy shitake mushrooms! by holyshi_take April 10, 2009
Shitken McNuggets
Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.
Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.
Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.
Shitken McNuggets by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
flying shitake
flying shitake by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008
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