Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.
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A shitepoke, (also sometimes called a shidepoke), is a Green-backed Heron. Other names include Little Heron and Striated Heron.
"The green-backed heron (Butorides striatus) is commonly known by it's Salish name, "shitepoke."
"The green-backed heron (Butorides striatus) is commonly known by it's Salish name, "shitepoke."
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I think I need to shipuke in your mouth.
I think I need to shipuke in your mouth.
by Rodeo Cowboy August 14, 2009
Get the shipuke mug.verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. Usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.
(1)My friend Clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. When we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and Shit Puke for the next 2 hours. "Let it Ride."
(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.
(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.
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Get the shitpoker mug.you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke
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