shitpuke 

noun. nad.

nad == shitpuke

shitpuke by #malden July 15, 2003

Shituke 

The act of shitting and puking at the same time.

Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.

Shituke by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014

Shitpoke

A shitepoke, (also sometimes called a shidepoke), is a Green-backed Heron. Other names include Little Heron and Striated Heron.
"The green-backed heron (Butorides striatus) is commonly known by it's Salish name, "shitepoke."

Look at that Shitpoke cruising in the sand dunes.

Shitpoke by Gay Corrector January 12, 2009

shipuke 

The act of one vomiting while simutaneously defecating. Generally associated with food poison.

Dude, that bitch was shipuking on your head all night and it was sweet.

I think I need to shipuke in your mouth.

shipuke by Rodeo Cowboy August 14, 2009

Shit Puke 

verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. Usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.

(1)My friend Clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. When we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and Shit Puke for the next 2 hours. "Let it Ride."

(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.

Shit Puke by Pooke May 21, 2009

shitpoker 

1. Someone who is the penetrator during anal sex (especially gay anal sex). Refers to the fact that the penis pokes the feces inside the rectum of their partner.

"Oh man, Elton John is the biggest shitpoker over".

shitpoker by bad daddy April 13, 2005

shit-puke 

you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke

Katy! Help! The baby is about to shit-puke!

Bruh, I was so sick last night, I almost shit-puked.

shit-puke by swagmen69420blazeit February 3, 2015