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The act of one vomiting while simutaneously defecating. Generally associated with food poison.
Dude, that bitch was shipuking on your head all night and it was sweet.

I think I need to shipuke in your mouth.
shipuke by Rodeo Cowboy August 14, 2009
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The act of shitting and puking at the same time.
Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.
Shituke by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014
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When you go to the bathroom and make a stinky poop and then try to cover the smell with perfume.
Who shipumed in the downstairs bathroom? Please open a window next time!
Shipume by AmBoy2 November 11, 2018
The act of vomitting while deffecating, or the need to do both at the same time, usually occurs while inebriated. An obvious compound of SHit and PUKE. "shpuked, shpuking"
I was dropping a deuce and had to puke, so I pinched off a loaf, turned around and puked in the toilet, making me puke again, just because of the smell.

I puked in your bathtub while sitting on the jon taking a crap.
shpuke by LeRoy Christian May 5, 2005
A person who sticks his nose into other people's business just looking for trouble.
My little brother knew I had my girlfriend in my room and wanted privacy but that little shipoke came barging in anyway.
Shipoke by Smokeybeariam June 11, 2010

shitpuke 

nad == shitpuke
shitpuke by #malden July 15, 2003
When you void your bowels while emesis (vomiting)
He must be really sick because he just shpuke.
Shpuke by god_of_art May 17, 2016
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B)
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A)
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