shipuke

The act of one vomiting while simutaneously defecating. Generally associated with food poison.

Dude, that bitch was shipuking on your head all night and it was sweet.

I think I need to shipuke in your mouth.

by Rodeo Cowboy August 14, 2009

Shituke

The act of shitting and puking at the same time.

Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.

by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014

Shipume

When you go to the bathroom and make a stinky poop and then try to cover the smell with perfume.

Who shipumed in the downstairs bathroom? Please open a window next time!

by AmBoy2 November 11, 2018

shpuke

The act of vomitting while deffecating, or the need to do both at the same time, usually occurs while inebriated. An obvious compound of SHit and PUKE. "shpuked, shpuking"

I was dropping a deuce and had to puke, so I pinched off a loaf, turned around and puked in the toilet, making me puke again, just because of the smell.

I puked in your bathtub while sitting on the jon taking a crap.

by LeRoy Christian May 5, 2005

Shipoke

A person who sticks his nose into other people's business just looking for trouble.

My little brother knew I had my girlfriend in my room and wanted privacy but that little shipoke came barging in anyway.

by Smokeybeariam June 11, 2010

shitpuke

noun. nad.

nad == shitpuke

by #malden July 15, 2003

Shpuke

When you void your bowels while emesis (vomiting)

He must be really sick because he just shpuke.

by god_of_art May 17, 2016