20 definitions by Chingo Bolemongo

"We saw clowns and midgets and ELFANTS at the circus, today!"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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CRIMINAL in "izzle-speak"
"Mama, I ain't no CRIZZNEL, them popos just be harassin' me."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Full-time URBAN DICTIONARY "EDITOR" (read: censor).

Often self important individual who has much free time as expressed in the vast number of entries JUDGED unworthy. Whose REJECT rate is to the moon, and whose REJECT pile is only overshadowed by the NAZI's own volume of entries.
"Dammit, the NAZIs rejected another of my entries.
Oh, look! It's KungFu Jesus with 1300 entries."

"Kung F U, NAZI!"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.
"Check out the bonus jumbo order of Shitken McNuggets I left for you, BOI!"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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