Shitty Jack 

The act of jacking off while simultaneously taking a shit.

Guy 1: "That guy's been in the stall for 20 minutes!"
Guy 2: "He must be getting a Shitty Jack."

Shitty Jack by boosac May 21, 2020

Jack Smitty 

A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.

Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!

Jack Smitty by G-whizz January 24, 2010

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson 

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

Shittycack 

When people are having anal and the person getting it shits on the other persons cock and they put it in a bag and keep going.

Melanie totally shittycacked James last night!

Shittycack by shittycack March 19, 2010

ShittyBack 

When one performs a handstand and shits down their own back.

"I went to see the great Juan Massdick Gymnast Fantastic from France last night, he performed the most elegant of feats, the ShittyBack"

ShittyBack by CecilSexington December 16, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008