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ScissorGrip

An upside down V is created with the index and middle fingers, to grip ones small wang while he pees.

"Patricks little pecker was all foreskin, no shaft, thus he had to scissorgrip it as not to piss down his leg.

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When one performs a handstand and shits down their own back.

"I went to see the great Juan Massdick Gymnast Fantastic from France last night, he performed the most elegant of feats, the ShittyBack"

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