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ShittyBack

When one performs a handstand and shits down their own back.
"I went to see the great Juan Massdick Gymnast Fantastic from France last night, he performed the most elegant of feats, the ShittyBack"
by CecilSexington December 16, 2018
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Shittycack

When people are having anal and the person getting it shits on the other persons cock and they put it in a bag and keep going.
Melanie totally shittycacked James last night!
by shittycack March 19, 2010
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ShittyFuck

When you are having sex and your girlfriend shits on your dick
Last night me and my hoe had a shittyfuck it sucked
by PortedData December 18, 2017
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Shitback

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

-verb
The act of producing a shitback

-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.

See also shitleg and shitbaby
Oh no, the kid's got shitback!

Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!

These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.
by ochawan October 13, 2008
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shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'
dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good
by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007
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shittydickwilly

the devine act of ass fucking then pulling out your shitty dick and sticking it the ear of the reciever and yelling shittydickwilly bitch shittydickwilly bitch
tonight when we get home your gonna get a shittydickwilly
by brandon okelberry April 28, 2009
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Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
by VLpeekers January 6, 2011
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